Spend your wedding night with Vodka!

She was wasted:

A bride in Germany spent her wedding night passed out next to a crate of vodka in the back seat of a car and had to be rescued by police when the BMW began to overheat in the sun.

Police in the western city of Cologne said Monday the inebriated 30-year-old remained unconscious even after they smashed the car window to get her out. "Only after being shaken several times did she eventually regain consciousness," police said in a statement.

... shaken, not stirred.

Still clad in her wedding dress, the dazed woman had to scramble through the broken window because she had no idea where the car keys or her husband were, police said.

Unfortunately, we don't know how many bottles of Vodka were consumed. Maybe she was having second thoughts? Or perhaps finally came to terms with her "slight drinking problem"?

And you wonder why her husband left.