
This is probably a good opportunity to list some favorites from textsfromlastnight.com:
"(865): I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
(646): how do you like your eggs?
(865): over tits "
"(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that."
"(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie"
"(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. "
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