Tuesday, August 11, 2009

China Texters Face Jail Time for "Sexy" Texts

Yes, it is just how you read it. In China, they are prosecuting people for sending sex solicitations via text message. Three text messages can lead to ten days in jail.
















This is probably a good opportunity to list some favorites from textsfromlastnight.com:

"(865): I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
(646): how do you like your eggs?
(865): over tits "

"(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that."

"(201): I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
(908): I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
(201): Tie"

"(617): i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
(508): i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me. "

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